How can I tell if my dog is gay??

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Dogs aren't gay.

Dogs hump other male dogs to show prominence.
Think prison.

One way to show your manhood in prison is to rid of someone's dignity. And there's only one way to do that. *L*

Dogs do the same thing to show their "Alpha-ness"

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If you are then he is!

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All dogs are bisexual. They'll hump and lick anything, male or female.

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If he acts anything like you, he's probably gay.

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Oh good heavens, and if it was gay, what would it matter?? Get a life!!

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tuch his penis if he dosen't dew anything he is gay

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your dog is not gay but i'm concerned about you

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Well when he starts humping the cute little Jack Russel down the street that would be a good sign.

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I will tell you , all animals are Gay they will get off on anything whether its alive or not

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sniff his bottom - that's how they figure it out.

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Well you could take him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay boat , an if he has a good time , then he probaly is gay , so you should let him stay :)

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does it matter??

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Gay dogs like gay humans have great hygene, lots of style and live better than most of us.

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If I were you.. I would not waste the time to try to find out.. Your dog IS NOT GAY. in the animal kingdom(other than humans) it does not exist

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a dog can never be gay. it has a natural instinct to breed with only female dogs and even though you may see a male dog mounting other male dog this is a sign a dominance the male dog that is doing the mounting is telling the other dog that I'm the the dominant one and you are the subordinate one

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Read this:
Simon %26 Schuster: Is Your Dog Gay? (Hardcover)

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If he gets upset because your bedspread does'nt match your wall paper.

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:D

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ok ur gross

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you don't