He's a small dog but I want him to defend himself. Is it possible to train him to use a small firearm?
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Watch the Dog Whisperer
I suppose if you were a science wiz, you could work something up. HA!
Start with increasing your home owners insurance.
If you talk to him nicely maybe he will learn to shoot a gun?
OMG, I was so ready to tell you that you were an idiot and needed to find your dog a good home.
Instead, I can't stop giggling at the mental image of a chihuahua using a gun.
lol. coming from a female even? so cute.
i would suggest, however, getting a larger dog. because no small puppy, even with a gun, is going to scare me.
Ok give the dog to someone resposible and use the gun on yourself as a means to keep you from procreating.
SMALL DOGS ARE DANGEROUS ENOUGH. I'D RATHER FACE A ROTTI THAN A CHIHUAU (SP?)
No but you can train him to dial 911
Honey if you do that and get it on tape, you'll get $10,000 from one of those animal video shows!
You are amazing that is like the funniest thing i have heard all day keep it up
i dont know but it is good because he wont let stranger touch them just dont torture
The mighty chihuahua and his six shooters LMAO thats what I call my husband when he thinks hes all big and bad. hehe
No, don't think of it! Even little dogs will naturally protect you! If you're in trouble, a small dog can do some real damage! Go see your therapist and ask him!
If you get the stankypoossy close enough, that will probably do it.
Ha, I was so ready call you an idiot too, but that was really funny. You had me going. Thanks for the laugh. ; )
The funny thing is, is this is such a cute question!
On the other hand I had a chihuahua and he thought he was the biggest dog on the block. He got out one day and got into a fight with the neighbors dog :( and that was then end of my Major. The vet couldn't do anything for him. :(
get real dogs don;t shoot guns there above all that..
anything is possible; good luck
I am going to give you some advice that I wish someone had shared with me when I had your problem.
I have a small dog also. He is a male so he thinks he's tough. I didn't want him outside in the dark to go potty. I bought him the smallest gun I could find. We spent much time together so he would feel safe going out alone. After a few weeks I decided to let him out alone. He didn't want me to watch him so I went in the other room and waited for him to do his potty.
I heard a shot !! I ran to the back door and there he was. He was sitting on the step shaking his head and holding one paw up in the air like he was injured. He was dazed and scared. Thank goodness my neighbor witnessed the whole horrible incident.
She had her dog, a female Poodle, in her arms and the small gun in her hand. She explained that my boy was scared by her dog coming out to go potty. He tried to pull the gun to shoot at her because he was scared. She saw him with the gun and before he could shoot, she jumped him and took it away from him. By then she was mad at him for being so careless and literally beat the heck out of him with her bare paws !
He was slinking to the other room when all this was being explained and the female just sat and growled at him.
He didn't come out from under the bed until the next morning and we have never discussed it. He did ask if he could use the piddle pads at night rather than go outside and I let him know that it was O.K. with me. He refuses to go trick or treating on Halloween too since it will be after dark. He actually volunteered to hand out the candy. He even promised he wouldn't eat any chocolate.
Moral to this story is: Don't buy your boy a gun of any kind.
dam you are one messed up fk you want to kill your baby get into the porn now you want to train a dog to kill. Now am going suggest you sort you own life out freak and to everyone else read her profile before being kind to this weirdo
meditate..HMmmmmmmm.hmmm. jk.um u have to use some1 else to hit her alittle bit like teasing her and keep it up until she gets annoyed. my dog is very submissive to ppl but if he gets annoyed he'll play the game of "get ur hand off me".
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