How can I train my toddler to look after my dog while I'm out?

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PUT DOG BISCUITS IN THE KIDS POCKETS, IT WILL TAKE YOUR DOG HOURS TO GET THEM OUT OF THE POCKETS, make sure the kids got loads of pockets, they will become great chums, hope this helps?

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not a good thing.

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You don't, you get a baby sitter, and besides i think it's a aganest the law to leave a child home alone.

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Tricky one - you can train dogs, but you can't really train toddlers, and I have tried, believe me. Better to train the dog to look after the toddler - might work better.

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Why would you want to leave a toddler in the house alone.

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Umm bad idea. Dog can hurt toddler or toddler can hurt dog. Never EVER leave them alone together EVER!!

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Just.. let them be friends!

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I hope you are joking (I know your'e joking, you wouldn't be allowed to go out yourself if you weren't lol)

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Congrats! you win the "dumbest" question of the day award!

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If your child is responsible for the dog.you're sick.

I hope this is one of those so-called jokes that people with no life ask.

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you should never have procreated!

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ARE YOU NUTS DONT LET YOUR TODDLER HOME ALONE ESPACIALLY WITH A DOG

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der fink about it not a good idea!!

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well if i know one thing that is not living a child alone the dog could hurt the toddler or somebody coul cme in and take the child so you are better off taking child with you or getting a baby sitter

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If its a stuffed dog, no problem, if its a hot dog, no problem, unless it gets hungry!

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Ha Ive heard of dogs being trained to look after toddlers before, so Id know, your best bet is to put the dog on a leash and take the kid with you otherwise it could cause controversy with law enforcement/

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If you leave your toddler and dog alone while you are out, you should be reported to the authorities and have your baby and dog taken from you.

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Children and dogs/pets need to be supervised by an adult at all times.

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I think it would be much wiser to train the dog to look after your toddler.. that would make more sense

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shouldn't this question have been posted on April 1st? Nice joke..trying to get points huh? LOL!

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If, in the unlikely event that you're serious, I wouldn't worry about it. The dog and toddler are both obviously smarter than you are.

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well train him or get someone to do it for u if your scared that it will bite your toddler

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Don't, haven't you seen the amount of attacks by dogs to children and adults in the papers and on t.v.and it's illegal!

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what about getting someone to look after your toddler?

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Maybe English is your second language and you don't realize how you've asked your question. What your question implies is that you are going to leave a child age 1 - 3 years old home alone to look after a dog. Is this what you meant to ask? If so, you should NEVER leave a child home alone. I would say not to leave a child home alone until they are a teenager (13 and over). If this is not what you meant to ask, please add details to your question to clarify your meaning.

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p**s off

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I would try getting them to look aftrer you. How is your CPN by the way?

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NEVER. your toddler should never be left alone with your dog ever. even if your dogs fine you just dont do it.

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you must be nuts! or you are a very irresponsible parent.

if the toddlers looking after the dog.who is looking after the toddler?

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put em in the same cage

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Josephine, how is Napolean doing, has he left Elba yet?